Whatever You Do, Don't Forget The Can Opener!

Okay, so I was one of those freshmen whofirst in-dorm meal and have to eat it with their
brought way too much to college, but there'sfingers. (Note on this: some freshmen prefer to
something to be said for being over-prepared. Myeat with their fingers.) A refrigerator is also a
reputation for "having it all" got around the dormmust. You're better off buying one rather than
quickly, and I met quite a few people thanks torenting. Over the course of three semesters
my over-preparedness. After all, you'd beworth of refrigerator rent, you could have bought
surprised how many people tried to open theirone anyway.Bring a comfortable pillow and
first can of spaghetti-o's, only to find that -- uh ohblankets. Your dorm bed will be uncomfortable.
-- they didn't have a can opener. And who knewThis is practically guaranteed -- so bring whatever
the lemon juice I'd brought to highlight my hairyou can bring to make it more comfortable for
with would so appeal to the drinking crowd?Myyou. Invest in 4 cement blocks to raise your bed
personal arsenal aside, what should you really takeup. Dorms are notoriously small and this will give
with you for your freshman year? I think I'll startyou plenty of extra room. This also makes a
with what not to bring: For one thing, forget thegreat hiding place, especially if you have an illegal
shower sandals that your mother will recommendpet in your room.Buy yourself one of those
to save you from catching a variety of heinous,erasable message boards for your door. It will
foot-transmitted diseases. You'll bring them, andprobably be one of the most useful investments
the only thing they'll be useful for is killing flies.you'll make over the course of your dorm-stay.
Trust me on this. You'll never wear them. Don'tThis is the standard college way of communicating
bring anything breakable. That includes yourwith someone who is not home. If you don't have
mom's good crystal and your goldfish bowl.one, you won't get your phone messages. I can
Dorms get rough. Nothing breakable will last morealmost guarantee this. My roommate and I also
than a week, and I know you'd hate to see yourused to use the markers to leave notes for each
beloved goldfish lying in a puddle on the floor. Mostother on our mirrors. And on a fun note, the
importantly, don't bring anything of any significantwashable markers make great stained-glass
value. Leave your diamonds and rubies at home.window art. Just make sure to assure your Head
Even if you're great about locking your doorResident that they are, indeed, washable.Bring lots
regularly, your roommate may not be. Things getof stamps and stationary. Bring comfortable
stolen.Okay, that said, there are some absolutewalking shoes. Girls should make sure to have a
must-brings when you go off for your first yearjacket with lots of pockets -- campuses aren't
of school...If your school allows it, by all meansconducive to constantly carrying pocketbooks.
bring a microwave and hot pot. In most colleges,Bring a fan -- sometimes the heat in the dorms
the school food is about the worst you will evergets unbearable. From what I've heard, this is
taste --unless you like tofu burgers, that is. Mytypical of many campuses.Most importantly, bring
freshman year at college there was a foodyour sense of humor and adventure. All kidding
service by the name of SAGA. My fellowaside, college is one of the best times in your life.
students had fondly nicknamed the serviceJust be prepared to have fun, and to improvise.
"Savage Attempt to Gag Americans". It wasYou'll get good at this during your freshman year.
very aptly named. You'll also be surprised howAnd as long as you have your trusty can opener,
many creative meals you can make with thesewhat more could you really need?Lisa Koosis is an
two appliances. I even baked a cake in myauthor on
microwave. Along those lines, bring eating utensilswhich is a site for Creative Writers, where she
-- at least one complete set (fork, spoon, knife).keeps her online portfolio.
You'd be surprised how many people cook their