7 Reasons You ARE Your Own Best Product, or Lessons From the 2004 Presidential Election

The 2004 election is over--at least in the minds ofmovie franchise--though let's not call "Fahrenheit 9
the public--and analysis runs rampant as to why11" a documentary. Unfortunately, Michael Moore
Senator John Kerry lost. From a businesshimself has proved to be less than stellar at being
viewpoint, one could say that he simply didn't sellhis own product. Although as of this writing he
the product. Or more accurately, he didn't sell thewon the People's Choice Award for Best Film of
American voters on himself, and by extension thethe Year, he's also developed a reputation for lack
Democratic Party, as the product. We allof integrity, not to mention bashing the USA that
remember phrases such as "This is the wronghas given him his career. Moore's whole image as
war in the wrong place at the wrong time" and "I"a man of the people" has been called into
voted for the invasion of Iraq before I votedquestion many times. Although the marketing of
against it."Imagine if Bill Gates took to theMichael Moore is an Oscar-worthy production, 51
airwaves and said, "We're against business. Ourpercent of Americans didn't find him
aim is to completely sandbag business [N.B.: somecredible.Celebrity endorsements are only as good
Microsoft foes may quip that he's succeeded.] Butas the celebrities themselves, and many
even though we're anti-business our software canAmericans found the Dixie Chicks, Barbra
do business better than our competitors' products.Streisand, Sean Penn, Martin Sheen, Jessica Lange,
So buy Microsoft even though we'reEd Asner, Janeane Garofalo, Whoopi Goldberg,
anti-business."Even all of Bill Gates' millions couldn'tand many of the supposed elite to be less than
stop stockholders from hauling him before a Wallconvincing, particularly with the way Hollywood
Street firing squad. Die-hard Windows lovers, likekeeps selling crudeness, vulgarity, violence and
true blue Democrats, would continue to supportintolerance for any point of view but its own. The
Gates nonetheless. They might even do it to spitemultiple military backgrounds, Ph.D.s, and public
Apple Computer, the way so many Kerry votersservice records the Bush team collectively holds
chose to support Kerry because he wasn't Bush.puts in perspective the glamour of a few
"The Uncola" slogan worked for 7-Up, but that'sAcademy Awards and hit TV shows, movies or
the exception. Most successful businessalbums.4) You are confident enough in yourself
enterprises win loyalty by telling customers whonot to deride people who opt for an alternate
they are, rather than who they're not.Considerproduct. The British newspapers derided the
the mundane example of juicers, specifically anmajority of Americans who voted for Bush as
online store front called LivingRight.com, one of abeing "dumb."As my voice acting teacher,
family of health appliance and lifestyle productSamantha Paris, founder of Voicetrax San
Web sites operated by Arizona-based companyFrancisco/Desert Cities says about casting for
Open Chute. There are literally hundreds of juicerradio, narration, animation and TV commercial
Web sites, so what can Open Chute do tojobs, "It's selection, not rejection."5) You thrive on
convince customers to buy from Except forcompetition, not taking it as a personal attack,
saying, "We will meet or beat any of ourand you don't turn the competition into personal
competitors' prices," LivingRight doesn't wasteattacks. Politics violates this rule too often, and
much time reminding you of the competition.the 2004 campaign was nastier than
Consider the statement on their homepage:"Wemost.Contrast that with Coke and Pepsi. The
supply commercial juice extractors and industrialcompeting celebrity endorsements (Santa and the
juicers to businesses and also carry the bestpolar bears on the Coke side, Ray Charles and
juicers for at-home juicing junkies. We have giftFaith hill on the Pepsi side) only prolong an ongoing
ideas for the health nut in your life, juicing recipescompetition that isn't likely to be resolved any
and tips on juicing for healthy living, as well as atime soon. The Pepsi Challenge shook Coke out of
Best Price Guarantee."Let's look at whatit's 1980s complacency, and Coke learned from its
LivingRight has just told you about itself:Fact: Itabysmal New Coke mistake. Although to be fair,
cares about your health, and to prove it, therePepsi had its own klunker with Crystal Pepsi,
are pictures of spiffy-looking juicers surroundedalthough they rebounded with Pepsi Twist.These
by fresh fruit. Mm-mm. It even wants yourdays Coke has brought back Cherry Coke, Vanilla
friends and family to be healthy!Fact: It suppliesCoke, and even branched out into Coke with lime.
commercial juicers, and links to those productsNotice that Coke isn't telling investors how awful
are right up there on the home page. But thosePepsi is, and vice versa. It's just good
juicers seem affordable for "at-home juicingold-fashioned competition in which you, the
junkies." Open Chute knows that if you're going tobusinessperson, puts your best foot forward.6)
invest in a juicer you're going to get somethingYou don't change who you are. People were
that lasts. And hey, there's a Best Pricenever sure of who John Kerry was, whereas
Guarantee!Fact: It is so sure that LivingRight willGeorge W. Bush's swagger ("which in Texas is
make a difference in your life that it offerscalls walking," he remarked in his acceptance
recipes to go with the juicers, as well as tips onspeech at the Republican National Convention)
juicing for healthy living.So in one short paragraph,doesn't hide itself. Bush has made no attempt to
LivingRight has sold itself as a caring consumercorrect his oft-remarked-on slips of the tongue
advocate and supplier of these nifty healthand even owns up to it ("People sometimes have
appliances. After all, everyone wants to bea tendency to correct my English--I knew that I
healthy.Contrast this with Kerry's message,was in trouble when Arnold Schwarzenegger
delivered not in one paragraph but in hours ofstarted doing it.") Bush's folksy ways make a
negative campaigning, debates, and speeches. Forstatement that he is comfortable in his own skin.
those of you who can't remember what it was,Likewise, Bill Clinton didn't switch to caviar from
"I'm not Bush" comes pretty close. Although "WeMcDonald's (much to his regret later). Costco
have better hair" also surfaced as a slogan. Realityhasn't added high-end coffee bars and gourmet
check: People only vote for hair and make-up atfood stands, but the lines at the checkout are still
the Oscars. Hillary Clinton herself denigrated theas dauntingly long as ever.7) You focus on who
media fascination with her hair. Imagine that:you are for the present and future, rather than
Hillary's a better business leader than John Kerry.who you used to be. Senator Kerry's rehashing of
After all, she survived Whitewater, didn't she?Sothe Vietnam conflict, and the Swift Boat
what could the Democrats have done differentlycontroversy that cropped up to haunt him,
and what can you learn from them? For a start,illustrated how drawing on past glories (or
you can realize and affirm the seven reasonscontroversies) only make people confused about
why you are your own best product.1) You arewho you are in the present. Imagine if Coke and
successful in what you do. LivingRight's Web sitePepsi trotted out all their marketing missteps, and
says, "More than 25,000 health appliances shipped!"imagine if Pepsi tried to resurrect its ad campaign
"Shipped" communicates follow-through, as in awith the embattled Michael Jackson. Dated at
former McDonald's slogan "Over one billionbest, controversial at worst.People connect with
served."While going to war isn't a popular decisionwho you are in the moment and who you will be
(as even Joan Rivers remarked at the 2002in the future. When someone buys, say, a juicer,
Oscars, "Every idiot in the world wants peace"),she envisions many mornings of fresh homemade
President George W. Bush successfully preventednutritious juice and the well-being that she
attacks on American soil by first going afterreceives, well-being that she comes to associate
al-Qa'eda, then in toppling Saddam Hussein fromwith the company or store that makes and/or
power.2) You believe in your product, and bysells the juicer. A past track record is helpful,
extension yourself and your vision, so much thatparticularly in maintaining relationships with
you use it yourself. Those cheesy Hair Club Forcustomers, but don't keep rehashing it. "You've
Men ads hit it right on the head, pun intended: "I'malways been there for me" sets up the
not only the Hair Club president, I'm also a client."expectation that, like State Farm, you will be
If John Kerry was so against the action in Iraq,there in the future. You can enjoy a restaurant
why did he initially vote for it?3) You are sotwenty times, but have you ever noticed that
compelling that you surround yourself with peopleone bad meal can make you think twice about
who build up (not necessarily brown-nosers)going there?A coda to this list: Fortunately, if
rather than tear down your image. Bush hasyou've made yourself your primary product, even
benefited from Colin Powell, Condoleeza Rice,the most critical of diners can forgive a slip-up,
Vice-President Dick Cheney, California Governorbecause they've already invested in you. So make
Arnold Schwarzenegger (another businessmansure you are an investment they'll want to hang
successful at selling himself), Rudy Giuliani, Georgiaon to, and in the Democratic Party's case, a
Democratic Senator Zell Miller, and especially thefuture they believe in.Kristin Johnson is co-author
legacy of former President Ronald Reagan. Nowof the "highly recommended" Midwest Book
Bush has truly moved into bold territory byReview pick, Christmas Cookies Are For Giving:
appointing his own father and former President BillStories, Recipes and Tips for Making
Clinton, one-time political rivals, to head the AsianHeartwarming Gifts (ISBN: 0-9723473-9-9). A
tsunami relief.I have to concede partial credit todownloadable media kit is available at our Web
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