| The back-to-school sales advertised in
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| | seems exactly the same." And that is
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| newspapers and on television obviously
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| | true, but consider this: do you want to
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| mean one thing: Matlock was a fairly
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| | be the laughing stock at school for
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| popular show, especially among older
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| | something besides wearing your underwear
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| Americans. Besides this, though, one can
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| | on the wrong side of your pants?I didn't
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| infer that many will soon be shopping for
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| | think so...Finally, I also see a need
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| school supplies -- the usual, like
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| | this year to buy Scantron sheets. The
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| pencils, pens and notebooks. But whether
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| | surge of text messaging has eliminated
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| you are the shopper or the shoppee, it is
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| | most students' abilities to form long
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| important to keep in mind that school
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| | sentences. Thus, pass notes this year by
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| survival cannot possibly occur this year
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| | using self-produced multiple-choice
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| without some additional supplies...To
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| | tests. Need a starter question? Try
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| begin, the 2005-06 scholastic year is a
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| | this:Q: This is boring, huh?Choices:1. My
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| ten-month period when writing with
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| | gosh, it's like watching paint dry.
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| charcoal will make a comeback after a
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| | 2. Gee whiz, it's like watching paint
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| brief 2000-year absence. With the rise
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| | dry.
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| in gas prices, people will need to save
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| | 3. Yikes, it's like watching paint dry.
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| money somehow, and that means using
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| | 4. Other.With this new list of school
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| leftover barbeque supplies. I won't even
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| | necessities now revealed, the only wonder
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| get into what will happen with the extra
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| | is how much traffic there will be once
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| lighter fluid and shish kabob skewers,
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| | people realize these needs. But just
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| but I would suggest hiding hamsters --
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| | remember: there is still a month left
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| right now. Please, for the sake of
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| | until school starts. That leaves plenty
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| humanity: now...After stocking up on
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| | of time to procrastinate...But I
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| additional charcoal and likely a charcoal
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| | digress.Greg Gagliardi is a teacher and
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| eraser, otherwise known as your hand,
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| | writer. His stream-of-consciousness
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| consider buying this year's newest
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| | weekly humor column, "Progressive
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| graphing calculator. You may be
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| | Revelations," has been ongoing since
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| thinking, "But I just bought the newest
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| | 1998.
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| model of last year. This year's model
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